"Murder Mystery" Teen Audition for the Theater

The hack comic and failed magician. He’s dull, he’s dumpy, and utterly and completely not hilarious. He embodies Eeyore in a tuxedo.

Young, newly-wed bride of Mike. She’s beautiful, southern, and her nose is as high as her ambition.

The young, newly-wed husband of Dotty. A real homecoming king, captain of the football team, hometown hero with a mind as thick as his southern accent kind of guy.

Middle aged New Yorker married to Ziggy. She’s brash, biting, and annoying, but sweet as sugar and loves her husband and anything trendy.

Middle aged New Yorker married to Mavis. He’s a hard worker and loves his wife. He is exceedingly cheap.

The cook. She's cloyingly nice, but as fake as the "hollandaise" sauce on the buffet.

The cruise director Anxious and uptight but very funny. He is quick with a joke while simultaneously very serious. Through everything that happens he is the one truly running the ship.

The Assistant Cruise Director. She is a never ending ball of sunshine. She has the undying enthusiasm of a highly caffeinated high school cheerleader.

Playing a delightful assortment of our ship's extras, including: Ship’s doctor, Bartender, 1st Mate, Nurse, Identical twins, waiters, Yoga Instructor, Spa attendant.

Same as Rotating Character 1.