Kids and Teens Audition for "Alice in Wonderland" Play

The no-nonsense heroine. Curious, logical, and a little sarcastic. Challenges absurdity with reason and courage. Though confused at times, she never backs down from a riddle, a rule, or royalty.

Older and duller. Calm, composed, and thoroughly uninterested in Wonderland. Serves as Alice’s tether to the boring real world—and gently wakes her from the dream.

White and uptight. A nervous bureaucrat in waistcoat and gloves, forever fretting about time and status. His panicked mutterings usher Alice into the world of Wonderland.

Squeaky. Dramatic, sensitive, and often offended—especially by cats. Prone to wailing and swimming away when things get too emotional (which is often).

Slow and solemn. An official-sounding but deeply illogical bird. Organizes races with no rules and gives prizes to everyone, making him the poster child for Wonderland’s logic.

Delivers a dry joke and disappears. A master of one-liners.

Worried about safety and common sense. Offers practical help—especially when choking is involved.

Short-tempered and unimpressed. Grumbles with conviction.

Languid. Hookah-smoking and passive-aggressive. Doesn’t answer questions so much as reflect them back. “Keep your temper” is both advice and a challenge.

Formal and proper. Delivers royal invitations without emotion or much purpose.

Detached and useless. Offers circular logic, smug in his own senselessness. Sits still while madness happens around him.

Starts as a sneezing infant, becomes a squealing pig. The transition is strangely natural in Wonderland.

Crazy. Violent lullabies, wild mood swings, and dangerous childcare. Unapologetically bonkers and pepper-fueled.

Violent. Lobs kitchenware and peppers everything (and everyone). Manages to be more dangerous than the Queen.

Who comes and goes. Grinning philosopher of madness. Delivers cryptic wisdom, disappears at will, and always seems to know more than he lets on.

Who giggles a lot. Unhinged and erratic. Speaks in bursts, laughs mid-thought, and lives in eternal teatime with the Hatter.

Unpredictable and obsessed with riddles, tea, and Time (whom he’s offended). Part poet, part loon, all Wonderland.

Mostly asleep, occasionally sings. Used as a cushion, shoved in a teapot, and generally treated like furniture.

Loud and lethal. Barks orders for beheadings at every turn. A tyrant with no patience, no logic, and no restraint.

Mild and muddled. Rules from under his wife’s shadow. Bumbles through trials, forgets the rules, and laughs at his own puns.

Wry and surprisingly grounded. Drags Alice through Wonderland’s final leg with dry commentary and mild amusement.

(Who sings two songs.) Sad, slow, and musical. His stories are long, his puns are plentiful, and his grief is mostly imaginary.

The accused in the tart trial. Silent, sarcastic, and unimpressed. Literally and figuratively cardboard.

Pipes up with irrelevant questions. Takes nonsense very seriously.

Chimes in just to keep the absurd trial rolling. Contributes to the confusion.

The chaotic chorus. They murmur, cheer, panic, and follow orders blindly. Mostly ineffective but always dramatic.

The chaotic chorus. They murmur, cheer, panic, and follow orders blindly. Mostly ineffective but always dramatic.

The chaotic chorus. They murmur, cheer, panic, and follow orders blindly. Mostly ineffective but always dramatic.