Casting Call for Boys and Girls for "Twinderella" Play

Runs the show

Modern-day character; narrators' "audience"

Another "audience" member

Another, not quite "with it"

Another

Well, you know

Cinderella's stepmother

Cinderella's stepsister

Another stepsister

Runs a little late

Bob's stepfather

Cinderella's lost twin.

Bob's stepbrother.

Another stepbrother

Here for plot develpment

Cinderella's godmother

Bob's godfather

Godfather's chauffeur

Godfather's tailor

Enchanted gerbil

Another enchanged gerbil

Of Wychwood-under-Ooze

Also of Wychwood-under-Ooze

Of Wychwood-under-Ooze

Real ruler of Wychwood-under-Ooze

Member of the court

Another; his wife

Also a member of the court

Another, his wife