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I think there must be something wrong with me. I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I might be getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. (Speaks into mailbox with echo effect) Hello in there? (To audience, sad) Rats! Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?

Act out the animals that Lucy mentions for your audition* Lucy: Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals in our play. Can you be a sheep? How about a cow? How about a penguin? Yes, he's even a good penguin.

Well, as they say on TV, "the mere fact that you realize you need help indicates that you are not too far gone." I think we pinpoint your fears. If we can find out what you're afraid of, we can label it. Are you afraid of responsibility? If you are, then you have hypengyophobia. How 'bout cats? If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia. Are you afraid of staircases? If you are, then you have climachaphobia. Maybe you have thalassophobia. This is a fear of the ocean.

Sure, I can tell you what Christmas is all about. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, "Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which will be to all people.

In spite of my outward appearance, I shall try to run a neat inn. Every Christmas is the same. I always end up playing the shepherd.

Do inn keepers wife's have naturally curly hair? This is ridiculous! I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should have to memorize this! UGH! Pig Pen's dust is ruining the style of my naturally curly hair!

Boy are you stupid, Charlie Brown. You were supposed to get a good tree. Can't you even tell a good tree from a poor tree? (Sigh) You're hopeless Charlie Brown.

I've been looking for you, big brother. Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me? You write it, and I'll tell you what I want to say. I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want. Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just money. How 'bout tens and twenties? All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.